Anat’s Baby Shower

Who would have thought Anat would be married and getting ready to give birth to her second child? We all know this is the first time she is giving birth. It is still amazing how she rescued Jerry when she adopted him. The bigger question is, did Jerry rescue her? He is responsible for her transformation and giving her a happy life. She believes she’d still be the same dark villain if she never saved him. She’s still dark, mostly in her goth clothing and music.

Even a more significant win was Jen was planning the baby shower. The two now laugh about how, back in camp, Jen was one of the nasty campers who tossed Anat into the lake and tried to destroy her boots. Alana helped plan to party with Jen. The two got along. Jen was married and in love with Jake. Marc and Alana saved the wedding from Anat’s mischievous ways. Jen always remembers when she dated Marc. In her heart, Jen still held a spot for him. She always wanted to compare notes on him with Alana. But she feared for her life. She knew Alana would destroy her for wanting to do that. Alana was one hundred percent into him. And Marc felt the same for Alana.

Dan dropped Anat off at the shower. He and Jerry stayed for a few minutes and then went bowling. Jerry was becoming a regular Fred Flintstone.

Diane saw Anat and all her friends. Diane knew Anat had problems and knew she overcame them. Diane was positive if she stayed drug-free and away from alcohol, she’d be fine. She was doing well in school.

Kari, on the other hand, was still being abused by Jay. She had no clue why she put up with this. But she did.

Anat was super surprised at the shower. She started crying. She was showered with love and gifts. She didn’t need the presents. She had more money than all of them. She needs the friendship. She had no idea if her parents even knew she was pregnant, and she did not care.

Diane Goes For A Run

It was Friday morning. Diane decided to go for a run. She was getting back into shape and feeling great. Her job was going well. She was back at school. She went to the park where she and Jay had their fight, where they abandoned Jerry. This fight ultimately led to their divorce. It was a cool morning. The air was clear.

She has not been to this area since that sad moment with Jay. She was having a good time. She saw the famous bench that Jay dumped Jerry on. On the next bench was Jay and Diane. It was early for them to be up. They were yelling at each other. Diane didn’t care that he was with someone. At this point, she was better off alone. She saw Jay push Kari off the bench. He kicked her in the rear of her left leg. She got up. She kissed Jay. He slapped her across the face and threw her to the ground. Diane just ran by. Jay saw her and screamed out some nonsensical stuff. Jay started shooting glass at Kari. She was bloody. Kari started to cry. She pushed herself up and threw herself onto Jay, and they locked lips.

Meanwhile, Marc and Alan were figuring out their Friday plans. They weren’t sure where they’d pray. Marc was getting tired of going. He liked the spiritual side. However, he felt he got nothing out of it. Nothing changed. Alana felt the same. The two kissed and went off to the gym. They returned, logged into their office accounts, and began working.

Diane is Doing Better

Diane was taking to cleaning up. She joined a few groups to help herself clean up. She’s been drug and alcohol-free for a few months. She made new friends. This afternoon, she was in Central Park planting trees for Tu B’Shevat. She even bought a few in Israel. She knows that’s the key place to plant. However, she wanted to help usher in spring in her neighborhood. It is still cold in NYC. But she knew the trees would start to blossom in the spring.

Diane knew she was doing the right thing. She knew Jay was dating someone. She didn’t care. She saw Kari a few weeks ago. She decided she was in the process of becoming a new and better person. Diane wanted nothing to do with Jay. She finally came to terms with the fact that she should have never married him. She does feel bad that in her messed-up days, she and Jay abandoned Jerry in the park. She wished he was still with her. But Diane knows Jerry is in a better place with Anat. She dreamed she’d be ready to meet someone new in a year or so. Diane wondered about motherhood. She sometimes saw Marc and Alana bouncing around the city and their entourage of Tzipora, Jen, Stacey, and Ellen. Stacey and Ellen have not been out much. They were part of Alana’s crew. They were there when she unleashed her powers on the dumb jock in the bar in Alphabet City. They were lucky. That guy was drunk and could have them.

Meanwhile, Kari sat again in her room, brooding over her life. As Morrissey sings, life is long when you’re lonely. That’s probably why she stayed with Jay. He was getting abusive. She was a little bruised. But she figured she’d stay with the loser. There was no one else.

Marc and Alana at Times Square

While Kari was weeping on a bench at Hudson River Park, Marc and Alana emerged from Times Square Station. Marc got Alana front one orchestra seats for Sweeney Todd. The two weren’t sure where they’d go for dinner after. They weren’t sure if they would go anywhere. 

They probably had the relationship Kari dreamed of. They treated each other to things. They liked the same music. Marc was obsessed with the Yankees. Alana could care less about sports. She did favor the Yankees and occasionally accompanied Marc to the Stadium. Of course, they stopped in Stan’s pregame for a couple of Yankee Pilsners and excellent company and music.

Jay was still sitting there. Kari decided she had enough and got up and walked back toward Times Square. Kari knew she would probably meet Jay for another exciting date in a day or so. She wondered which bench he would choose to meet her at. Oh well.

Marc and Alana went into the theater and began the show. The curtain closed, and happy theatergoers exited. Alana and Marc headed toward the east side to a bar for beer. As they walked, they noticed a group of people hanging around. They looked distressed. Marc and Alana looked at each other. They decided they would see what was happening and if they could help.

They saw a crazy lady screaming and throwing things. The two looked at each other. They whispered this is sadly part of the norm in NYC now. They assessed the situation. Marc and Alana didn’t want anyone to get hurt. Of course, they also wanted their Sierra Nevada Pale Ale or Stella Artois. They decided to handle this quickly. Alana shot some apples from a slight distance out of her eyes while Marc set a few pomegranates in flight. All were a direct hit at the woman, causing the ruckus. She went down. The crowd drifted away, and the two lovebirds continued to the bar and got their beer.

Kari is Excited to Go to Times Square

Kari was excited to meet Jay when she arrived in Times Square in her new black dress, stockings and sweater. Kari’s nails were polished with fresh black polish and her black lipstick and eyeliner was perfectly applied. She was playing Joy Division on her iPhone. She hoped Jay would surprise her with orchestra seats to Sweeney Todd and dinner. She saw him in his raggy jeans, Motley Crue t-shirt and beat up Nikes. Ok, she thought he may need to dress better. But he can charm her with theater tickets and dinner. He kissed her hello. She hoped he brought her flowers with the tops chopped off. Or just a lovely bouquet. He handed her a can of coke and a hot pretzel from a vendor. She asked what they were gonna do. He smiled. He said let’s walk. They walked down toward the West Side Highway. She was worried. She knew he beat his ex-wife Diane and that the two of them abandoned Jerry in Riverside Park.

They found a bench and Jay just sat there and pulled out a joint. She took a hit. She didn’t want to. But she wanted to be with someone. She wondered why she was sitting there. The other guys who liked her tried to take her to goth and other shows. She turned them down. Jay took her to Riis Park, Coney Island, and the Seaport. All they did was sit and have a beer or two. Where was the romance she thought? Jay was higher than a kite. Not from the joint. But from whatever he did before he met Kari.

She asked him about taking her to a play and dinner. He didn’t respond. He was so out of it he had no idea she was talking to him. She kissed him and thought some affection would get him to honor her wishes. He pushed her away. She tried again and again. This went on for a few minutes. A few benches away, she saw a young couple kissing and sharing a turkey sandwich. Kari was jealous and started to weep.

Kari Continues to Think

Once again, Kari was sitting in her bedroom. As usual, she was depressed. She wished she had a job. She had a few during her life. She never lasted. They were menial jobs. But they were jobs and paid her. Not enough for the things she wanted. However, she was able to get much of what she needed.

Kari thought about Jay. He didn’t listen to the music she liked. He followed a bunch of sports. She couldn’t care less about sports. She knows Jay is a loser. He is her loser. She dreamed of doing better. She probably could have. There have been a few educated and classier guys who liked her for some strange reason. Sadly, most of her boyfriends have been like Jay. He’s the first of her guys to have a police record. And the first with superpowers. Of course, he uses them for evil. She met the band of heroes who only used their powers to protect. She does think it is incredible that Jay has powers. She loved watching him train. Kari remembered thinking she could not wait to see him go up against people. Then she saw what had happened when he fought Anat, Alana, and Marc. He was an embarrassment. A tear fell from her eyes as she thought about this. She fixed her black eyeliner and got ready to meet Jay at Times Square.

Tzipora is Home with her Sweet Daughter

Tzipora loved spending time in the woods and river. But she was glad to be home with her little girl. Tamar Hannah was getting big. She was already speaking decent English, Hebrew, and Ladino. She seemed to grasp things very quickly. Eran was out grocery shopping. Tzipora had her bundle of joy all to herself.

All was well. The little girl was in pink. She remembered when she was pregnant, and Alana pushed for her to paint the kid’s room black and said no matter the sex of your child, it should only wear black. Tzipora, being girly, decided on pink and several light colors. She did dress, Tamar Hannah in black at times. Mostly, when she was hanging out with Alana, Tzipora wished Alana would have a kid. But she has heard time and time again that she and Marc are not meant to be parents. They have too much to do to keep the world safe. And they cling to the beliefs of the Force despite the fact that they are not Sith Lords or Jedi. Tzipora believed they wanted to be.

The kid was bouncing around. Tzipora fed her. Soon enough, it would be time for her to drink regular milk and juice from a glass. Tzipora was anxious for her baby to eat real food, too. But she cherished the moments she had with her as a baby.

Cruising

Alana and Tzipora were cruising. Alana was behind the wheel. That Depeche song had just finished, and for some reason, the women decided to play “Abbey Road.” They were driving. They had no set destination.

They were traveling toward the Delaware River, near Marc’s camp. Alana was up there enough times with her guy that she knew the route. She loved being by the river. For a winter day, the weather was perfect. The sun was shining, and the temperature was right around 50 degrees.

They pulled into an old campsite Marc used to take his camp group to on overnight hikes. Marc remembers when all the kids got poison ivy. He didn’t. He led them right to it. They were aimlessly hiking, and Marc said let’s use this as our supply leanto. The poison ivy plant was growing all around. Several kids fell in it. Later on, most were quite itchy; Marc was fine. He jumped into the Delaware to cool off and bathe. They had no showers at this site; for some, that was fine. For Marc, that was gross.

The women sat in that same leanto. All the plant life was dead for the winter. She met the Woodsman once. He came in with his herd of buffalo to talk to Marc. They were in a different section of the camp. She didn’t expect to see the Woodsman. She knew he likely would only come out for Marc. But she knew he knew she was in camp, and she’d be safe. They opened their sandwiches and stretched.

Tzipora walked to the river and put her feet in. The water was cold. But she didn’t care. Very quickly, she was taking a dip. Alana smiled and was coaxed in. The two frolicked around.

Suddenly, they heard strange moaning noises. At the entry point of the river, they saw Jay. He, of course, knew the camp. He was kicked out many moons ago. Tzipora vaguely knew about the damage he caused. She got scared. The two women were not dressed for a fight. They were sopping wet.

Alana and Tzipora exited the river quietly. Jay was so stoned he didn’t even notice them. They dried off and put their warm clothes on. Jay was still seated by a tree that Marc always loved to hang out by. He was chanting. He had his air pods in and was cranking Judas Priest.

Tzipora looked at Alana. She smiled. They approached Jay. His arms began to shake. As they shook, pieces of glass flew out. Alana thought he was detoxing. She laughed and lodged a few apples at his head. She then shot wine into his eyes. He fell out of his spot. He rolled down toward the river.

The two women jumped into Alana’s Infiniti, kept the Beatles playing, and drove into town.

Jerry and Ben have Another playdate

Jen picked up the two kids. They wanted snacks and to play. She brought them to Strawberry Fields and bought them apples along the way. Jerry laughed when he saw the apples. He wondered if they were the ones Alana shot out of her hands. But he knew they weren’t. Hers exploded or just nailed you in the head.

Anat and Jen didn’t want their kids overeating junk. Some cake, candy, cookies, and ice cream made it into their diets. But not much. The two sat on a bench and listened to the park’s musicians sing “Imagine” and “Let it Be.” It was sunny and cool. Ben took out a ball, and the two kids played an old game of boxball. The kids played hard and split their winnings. They demanded water from Jen. She went to the vendor and purchased it.

The two kids were happily sipping the overpriced water when a fight broke out between the musicians and some tourists. The kids just watched. Jerry had no interest in breaking it up. The musicians kept playing. The tourists asked them to stop. Parkgoers sided with the musicians. Words were said, and eventually, the tourists found their way to another part of the park.

Marc’s Origin Story

As you recall, our story started many years ago with Marc stopping a few Boston teens from harming an older man in a NYC subway station. But where did Marc get his powers from? Many have wondered. Well, it goes back to a strange day in camp in 1983.

It all started when Marc first met the Woodsman. He was about 12 and a newbie in camp. Marc was sitting in his leanto, and the Woodsman appeared and said, “I know your father.” Marc knew his dad was active in the programs this camp ran. He was excited. The Woodsman said he was leading a hike to an old, closed camp. It was the place where he spent his youth. He ran ceremonies, the waterfront, and other stuff.

At around 2 p.m., a merry band of youngsters began their hike. About a half hour later, they were at a picturesque window. Their guide told them where all the old latrines were; they went into a dilapidated dining hall and some other cabins.

The kids were learning so much. Some call it leeaaarnning. Regardless, all was well. Marc was sipping water from his canteen, he was chatting with some kids. Suddenly, a kid from some provisional group tried to push him. Marc didn’t get along with many except for one of the Provo groups. The group they did get along with was only because of its leader. They didn’t like the group. But the leader was always sedated, so all was well.

The kid pushed him again. Marc hit the ground. The kid tried to step on his head. Marc got up and squeezed his arms. His eyes shut. The kid kicked Marc. As Marc clutched his stomach from the kick, he opened his eyes and shot honey at the kid. Then, pomegranates shot out of his fingers. The kid was nailed. He fell onto the floor. He almost fell off the cliffs. Others were watching. Of course, in this group, strange things were the norm. No one thought anything of this. They were the weirdest group of campers in the world.

Eventually, the Woodsman gathered the group together, and they hiked back to their site. By the way, even though the Woodsman showed them the old latrines, he ensured the kids knew he never used them.